A leading Egyptian scholar, who is probably crap in bed, is demanding the death penalty for people caught importing a female virginity-faking device. The $15 device releases liquid imitating blood, allowing a female to feign virginity on her wedding night. The other options are hymen repair and/or lying.
No Divorce During Celebration
Marriage will be allowed but no divorce during an eight-day celebration of 60 years of communist rule in China. Because of the number of marriages, officials say they just wouldn’t be able to cope with divorces during the festival, which begins Thursday. People who can’t wait for their divorce should just fly to Vegas.
Negative Messages Get Through
Negative subliminal messages work according to new research being done at University College, London. However, if your negative subliminal messages aren’t getting through, there is always the old standby, “Piss off!”
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