Saturday, September 5, 2009

North Korea Doubles Bomb Potential

I’m driving toward the east thinking about the cartoon mushroom cloud that hangs over Cloud Cuckoo Land also known as North Korean. They’ve told the world they are in the "final stage" of enriching uranium, a process that, if completed, would give it a second means of making a nuclear bomb. How impressive is that? Two ways to create nuclear bombs but not one way to feed their people.

Just Add Salt

A Denmark-based think tank says the world needs to spend money on marine cloud whitening rather than protecting forests and regulating carbon emissions. Just send clouds of salty sea water into the atmosphere and it reflects sunlight away from Earth before the salt falls (harmlessly) to Earth and kills all the crops.


Moon Landing Faked

Two Bangladesh newspapers have published an article taken from The Onion, a satirical US web site, which claimed the Moon landings were faked. The editors apologized and said they didn’t check with Neil Armstrong who is quoted in The Onion as saying the Moon landing really took place on a New Mexico sound stage. Not to be outdone, the Russians are working on a fake Mars landing which will take place in Siberia. It was originally planned for Afghanistan, but that didn’t work out.

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