Half the babies born now will live to be 100 according to a study published in The Lancet journal (the other half will likely take up smoking). They also said man could have four stages of life - child, adult, young old age and old old age. That’s when all your pensions have run out and you have to get your old paper route back.
Depressed Terrier Farmed Out
Former French President Jacques Chirac has given up on his “depressed” Maltese terrier after the dog bit him for the third time, once sinking his teeth into an “unnamed” body part. Ouch! Chirac has given the dog to French farmer with a short fuse and a shotgun.
Love, Not!
A Detroit man who pleaded guilty to stealing a woman’s car while they were on their first date has been sentenced to two years in jail. In his defence, the man said, “I just wasn’t that into her.”
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