Pope Benedict XVI (Benny for short) has created a new church structure for disillusioned - read bigoted - Anglicans who are against the ordination of women, the election of openly gay bishops and the blessing of same-sex unions. So it’s official, the Catholic Church has a bigot branch.
No Married Bishops
The new canonical provision allowing Anglicans to become Anglican-Catholics also allows married Anglican priests to become ordained Catholic priests. However, married Catholic-Anglican priests cannot become Catholic bishops because you don’t want women (officially) in bed with the guys with the tall hats, fat rings and big rectories.
Catholic Priests Could Switch to Anglican
Now that Anglican priests can become Catholic priests, isn’t it time for Catholic priests to become Anglican priests? Anglican priests can be gay, straight or bi, they can marry in any direction or play the congregation and the choir and they get to work for the queen. Later, if you have a change of heart and you really can’t support female or gay clergy and gay unions of any kind, you could probably double back, become an Catholic-Anglican (bigot branch) again and keep the wife, the kiddies and the Land Rover.
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