Thursday, October 15, 2009

Osama Strapped

Al-Quaeda is in bad financial shape and begging for donations from the usual sources who are more afraid of the Taliban and giving the money to them. So, it’s true, the old guy with the beard and the tin cup really is Osama.

Stalin’s Grandson a Loser

Joseph Stalin’s grandson has lost a court claim that a Russian newspaper defamed the Soviet dictator by calling him a tyrant. If Hitler had a grandson they could launch a class action suit.

Dow Up, Look Down

The Dow stock index has broken 10,000 for the first time in a year. Can staggering executive bonuses and a depression be far behind?

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