Best Marriage Odds With Smarter, Younger Wife

Experts say that the formula for successful marriage is for the man to be five years older and for the wife to be smarter than her husband. Course if she’s that smart, aren’t you wondering, “What is she doing with me?”


Female Spared Lash, Guy Is Toast

The Saudi king has waived a sentence of 60 lashes against a female journalist working for a TV channel which aired accounts of sex in the kingdom. The guy who bragged about his Saudi sex life is not so lucky. He got five years and 1,000 lashes and the king doesn’t seem to care.


Lost Pilots Could Be Fired

This is a shocker. The Northwest Airlines pilots who overshot their destination by more than 140 miles could be fired. The pilots told investigators they didn’t fall asleep, they were just lost in conversation. Really lost!

Farmer Cashing in on Fake Meteorite Crater

A Latvian farmer is charging curious people to see a meteorite crash site on his farm even though experts now say it is just a hole dug by a back hoe which was made to look like a crater. While visitors are allowed to view the crater, the farmer says the payment does not allow them to see the back hoe.

McDonald’s Pulls Out of Iceland

Because of the high cost of importing food, McDonald’s is pulling out of Iceland. The owner of the three McDonald’s restaurants will reopen under an Icelandic name and serve local food. Welcome to Reindeer Burgers.