Thursday, October 1, 2009

Sanctions Yes, Jellybeans No

Iran’s president Ahmadinejad - his friends call him Nukie - says increased sanctions will only make his country stronger, although he’s hoping they don’t cut off the jellybeans. He likes the red ones.

Down There

Feminine hygiene commercials and teachers and mothers who tell young girls not to touch themselves “down there” have a negative impact on female sexual self esteem. Fathers who tell their sons not to touch themselves down there don’t exist.

Palin Speeches Not Selling

Although she made a recent speech in Hong Kong, industry insiders say Sarah Palin is not selling on the lecture circuit “because they think she is a blithering idiot.” This does not bode well for George Bush.

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