Clean Freak Turns Himself In

Because they found his apartment was vacant but very clean, police figured that a security van driver who disappeared along $17.4 million had planned the heist. Sure enough, the van operator turned himself in. “He seemed confused, he acted strangely,” police said, adding that his biggest worry was that his apartment might not have been clean enough.


Hypnosis Works Even On The Bowel

Scientists who took brain images during hypnosis said it actually works and “primes” the brain to be open to suggestion. That’s why it is being used to treat people who want to lose weight or stop smoking. It is also being used to treat irritable bowel syndrome suggesting that some people really do have their heads up their asses.


Gaddafi Preaches To Beauty

They had to be beautiful women between 18 and 35 and at least five-foot six-inches tall and modestly dressed. The 200 who made it into the reception room in Rome to meet their mystery host waited an hour before Libya’s leader Col. Muammar Gaddafi showed up and lectured them for two hours on the benefits of Islam, saying it is not misogynistic, and encouraging them to convert. For their trouble, they each got $75 and a copy of the Koran. For his part, Gaddafi got to check out 200 hot women who were neither in a tent nor wearing one.