The Vatican, which has burned and locked up scholars for suggesting there is life on other planets, is now exploring whether there is extraterrestrial alien life as a way to gain new members. “If they’re out there, we want them.”
Gamers Dumped by Microsoft
One million gamers who modified their consoles to play pirated video games have been permanently banned by Microsoft from playing Xbox Live online. Now, the pissed-off gamers will have find something else to do . . . to Microsoft’s new software perhaps.
No Double Dipping
Catholic churches in Italy are installing automatic holy water dispensers to help reduce the risk of spreading swine flu. In a completely separate prevention program, they’re installing cameras to reduce the risk to altar boys.
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