Loud Sex Couple Still Guilty

A woman who was banned from making loud noises during sex has lost an appeal against her conviction. She argued she has a right to “respect for her private family life.” Neighbors countered there was nothing private about sex screams from the couple that went on for hours, clearly a sign that the couple is not only seeking attention, they are showing off as well.

Drunken Pilot Taken Off Plane

A United Airlines pilot has been arrested just before taking off from Heathrow to Chicago with 124 passengers and a crew of 11 on board. Everyone was transferred to another plane and, after the crew passed a breathalyzer test, they were cleared for takeoff.


Russian Cops Are Crooks

Russian officials have admitted police corruption saying that some parts of the police have become criminal businesses. Police say they are paid so little they are forced to arrest people just so they can make them pay bribes. They say it’s a business model that always works.