Swiss, Iranians Go Ape

I’m telling you, the monkeys are driving the cab again. First, Iran announces 10 new uranium enrichment plants - does anybody there know how to spell suicide - then the Swiss voted to ban the building of minarets, those pointy things they put on mosques. The Swiss are afraid too many minarets will mean too many Muslims. The Iranians aren’t afraid of anything so they’ve jacked it up to top speed and turned off the headlights in their game of chicken with the world. Fasten your seat belts because a crash is coming . . . oh but not until your tip is in my pocket.